Woes of a Single Person
Me: Golly you're attractive
Other person: We are nothing alike
Me: Golly you're cool
Other person: I do not like you
Me: Golly you're cool and attractive
Other person: I'm gay
...well with the shirt I'm wearing today my day...
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
This is my cat in a nutshell
I am absolutely terrified for tomorrow.
katniss: When i'm up in the tree
katniss: This is what i see
peeta: not again
katniss: Peeta mellark is betraying at me
katniss: I'VE GOT A NEST FULL OF BEES AND I AINT AFRAID OF THROW IT,THROW IT,THROW IT
peeta: are you done?
katniss: IM KATNISS AND YOU KNOW IT!!
Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
rogerwaterslittleblackshorts: how do you do math homework without crying
I'm pretty close to snapping right now
I haven’t slept in 3 days, my mom yelled at me for going to school “looking like shit”, I spent fucking 2 and a half hours with my math teacher lecturing me about how bad at math I am, and I was gonna just come home and sleep, but my dad called and yelled at me for being lazy and thinking about going to SAT class so now I have to go do that. I fucking hate everything.
me: Oh man, today was great. I wish I could live in the Avatar world.
friend: Really? I'd rather live in Korra's world. They have plumbing.
Good Morning tumblr.
I really just want to curl up in a ball, sob about the amount of homework that I have, then go to bed.
Say Anything Headlining Tour Set List
propertyofzack: Say Anything just kicked off their headlining tour in support of Anarchy, My Dear with Kevin Devine and Fake Problems. You can check out the band’s set list below by clicking “Read More.” Read More
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